Sunday, September 12, 2010

Top Five Reasons

Here are the top ten reason's people get divorced. They say just one can doom a marriage. Lets see how Richard scores on this test.

1. Infidelity

2. Communication breakdown
Not sure Richard can spell "communication" let alone knows how it works.

3. Physical, psychological, or emotional abuse
Two out of three, but I'm sure if she waits around we might get lucky!

4. Financial issues
I think we have already covered the fact that Richard has issues with money.

5. Boredom
I think he's boring and obnoxious, rude, stupid, disgusting...


 And this was just the short test. I would hate to see how he scores on the long version. 

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