One Good Laugh Deserves Another

So today has been a little overwhelming. Nothing serious I'm just letting all the things that stress me out attack at once. So I decided to read a few funny sayings to help me get through the day. Here are a few of my favorites.

God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Everytime I think I've hit the bottom, someone lends me a shovel.

If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a fool.